Ryan James
Writing • Performing • Voice Overs
A graduate of the Acting Program at CalArts, I've lived in 5 countries, written nearly a hundred screenplays, acted in over 100 films, TV spots, video games and commercials, and produced over 3,000 VOs.
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Books
- Cookbook
- Erotical
- Audiobook
RECIPES FOR THE DIVORCED
Healthy, cheap culinary masterpieces that will impress the sh*t out of anyone you’re able to lure into your house.
These 423 pages will be your culinary bedrock for decades to come, giving you more dollars in your pocket and more days on this earth to spend them with because it’s so damned healthy. A win-win. And all the while impressing others and getting them to like you more because you can line their bellies with gold. A win-win-win.
ENGORGED LOINS
The Most Erotical Novel Ever Told
by Jeremy Pimples
This epic tale of one man's quest to save the world, one lover at a time, was totally not written by me, but by my nephew Jeremy. The most popular author of his era, his other rad works include the taut thriller Who to Call When Your Stalker is a 911 Operator and Tit for Tat, a Mathematical Approach to Morality.
HOW TO SLEEP
You'll be out in less than ten minutes. Money back guaranteed (it's free, so...).
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Screenwriting
At the age of 24 I was hired as the in-house screenwriter for North American Pictures.
I soon graduated to feature film screenplay development for independent international productions.
I've worked for novel-to-screenplay services, provided screenplay coverage, as well as ghostwritten, doctored and polished nearly 100 scripts in almost every genre imaginable - zombie films, westerns, rom-coms, TV pilots, war, horror, suspense, drama, science fiction, comedy, you name it.